Amsterdam Camera Vacation

"I'm not going to go to the Anne Frank House—I don't think I could take it—being a tourist is bad enough—though I'm not really a tourist—I'm here working—my camera's the one on vacation—taking holiday sounds and images—it's having a nice change of pace—for me it's still the same old thing—talking and talking. I don't want to go inside the Anne Frank House—I don't even know why they call it that—she didn't own it—as far as I know she didn't have any real estate holdings—not in this neighbourhood anyway, that's for sure—and I want to remember Shelly Winters as she was in A Place in the Sun—I don't care about the Oscar—I want to remember her tipping out of the boat—tippy canoe and beaver too—falling into the lake and drowning—I don't want to remember her any other way—except possibly her other sea-faring role, The Poseidon Adventure."

—Steve Reinke